Yes, this is what you thought the first time you heard the phrase “Adult Coloring Books” Naughty, Sexy Funny and Kinky describe the list we have put together for you.
Funny Coloring Books for Grownups
Funny Books For Guys & Gals
These are a bit racy and irreverent so if you are easily offended you might want to skip this section but these look like great gifts for some of our friends this year. Find Cuss Word coloring books here and funny political coloring books here.
Introverts Unite To Color – But Separately and in Your Own Homes
This book is perfect for that Introvert on your gift list or for yourself if you’d rather play with others, alone… and in your own home. I gifted this to my daughter who has to be with people all day for her job so when she’s not at work she really needs her alone time. So many perfect sayings in this book for you to color in while you are hanging out with your favorite person in the world. I posted a flip through video on my Instagram & Youtube channels. If you aren’t following yet you should be! I post quick flip throughs of coloring books on a regular basis so you can see what’s inside!
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The Introvert Activity Book: Draw It, Make It, Write It (Because You’d Never Say It Out Loud)
Some books are funny and some are naughty and some are for foodies.. this book managed to capture all three. I absolutely love it and was LAUGHING OUT LOUD going through the pages. You will too.
Suck My Cookbook: Clean Recipes for Dirty Minds
A Coloring Book by Cherrie Poppins (Author), Wild Billy (Illustrator) Suck my Cookbook has it all. Naughtily clever illustrations that match up with the recipes. You not only have coloring to do, there are also word search, crossword puzzles and more to keep you busy. This would be a PERFECT White Elephant gift exchange gift if your group has a good sense of humor as well as the foodie on your gift list. I am thrilled the author sent me a few copies, I’ve already found homes for them and can’t wait to see what my friends do with them.
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People of Walmart Coloring Book – Rolling Back Dignity
From the popular website PeopleofWalmart.com, 37 single sided images of average Joe’s & Jane’s visiting your Walmart.
Funny books for Moms
#MomLife: A Snarky Coloring Book
Pages Include the following:
- Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay
- Tub Poop Happens
- Threenager
- I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping
- Potty Like a Rock Star
- I Breed Nonsleepers
- My Little Monsters
- No Talkie Before Coffee
- Toddlers are Aholes
- Toddzilla
- Mommy’s Juicebox
- Terrible Twos
- Coffee versus Sleep
- Wine Rhymes with Friday
- In Dog Wine
- Not My Circus Not My Monkeys
- Serenity Now
- Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On
- Wild Child
- Don’t You Dare Call Me Ma’am
- Laundry
- Keep Calm and Mommy On
- Normalize Breastfeeding
- Mama Hair Don’t Care
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I Run on Coffee Sarcasm & Lipstick – A Snarky Coloring Book for Adults
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This is a fun one! Filled with funny scenes from our everyday annoying lives. By Oslo Davis published by Chronicle Books
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Fred Kills His Boss Coloring Book
If you love your job and want to spend nights and weekends hanging out with your boss then this book is not for you. This is for the rest of us. The ones who drag their unwilling bodies through day after day of soul-sucking life-draining work. On the verge of a breakdown? So is Fred. He’s had enough. There is only so much one man can take and he can’t take any more. Live vicariously through Fred as he acts out his fantasies of killing his boss. (10 illustrations to color +1 bonus page). Stabbings, strangulation, cannibalism, magic tricks gone wrong, you name it Fred’s done it. Let the stress melt away as you carefully color in the murderous acts. You can’t really kill your boss and now you don’t have to. Fred does it for you!
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Dirty Little Housewife Coloring Book for Adults Only
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Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book – This book has all the charactaristics of a childrens activity book but with a grownup twist. Coloring for Grown-Ups includes more than 50 fun activities, such as:
- 6 Steps for Compromising Your Integrity and Goals!
- “Hipster or Homeless?”
- Color the Potential Terrorists!
- Draw the person you thought you’d grow up to be before you abandoned all your hopes and dreams!
Darkly humorous–and fun for any occasion –Coloring for Grown-Ups is the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Click to purchase on Amazon US Canada Book Depository
Color Me Drunk A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book– Review from Cantrinka says There are over 120 pages of creative “activities.” The following is just a sampling of what is between the covers:
- draw a Picasso-style portrait of a friend
- practice making ‘regrettable’ tattoos
- renderings of famous paintings are left partially unfinished…you finish them off
- design your own beer labels
- wino bingo
- pickup line survival guide
- draw aliens on a row of urinals
- images of various types of drinks…you have to draw someone bathing, drowning, etc. in the drink
- a few coloring projects including some that are extremely intricate
- Click to Buy US UK Canada
“I bought this activity book for my son to gift to one of his college buddies, a fellow who loves his beer and also likes to doodle. Since the pages of the book are somewhat heavy-weight, markers can be used and shouldn’t bleed through.”
PLAY WITH MY BOOBS: A Titstacular Activity Book for Adults – Yes.. we said boobs.. everyone has them…. what a great bachelor party or gag gift. Creator D.D. Stacks says this. This bounteous bevy of games is 2nd in the My Boobs Series, which includes COLOR MY BOOBS
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- Unicorns are Jerks
- Dinosaurs With Jobs
: a coloring book celebrating our old-school co-workers .
- Sexy Adult Coloring – UK Only
- Funny Coloring Books
This book is filled with clever drawings of things that happen at your workplace and would be perfect to keep tucked in your desk drawer to color and cheer up an office mate or post on the break room wall. Check out their Instagram account to see some of the work colored in. ADORABLE! Kathy Weller also has a line of illustrated products on Etsy, her coffee cups are particularly adorable!
Where’s the MUTE button – an office attitude & swear word coloring book
How Teachers Swear Coloring Book
#TeacherLife: A Snarky Chalkboard Coloring Book
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NurseLife – A Snarky Adult Coloring Book
DadLife – A Snarky Adult Coloring Book
Chicktionary: A Survival Guide to Dating Men
Naughty and Sexy Coloring Books for Adults
Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace
The Llama Sutra: An Off-Colour Adult Colouring Book: Lecherous Llamas, Suggestive Sloths & Uncouth Unicorns In Flagrante Delicto For Adults Only!
Secret Beneath the Leaves Sensual Coloring Book for Adults
Secrets Beneath the Leaves 
Mer World Problems
A coloring book documenting hardships under the sea by illustratorTheo Nicole Lorenz, the mistress of funny coloring hits it out of the park again. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book depicts the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more.
Unicorns on Bad Trips: A Coloring Book
This adult coloring book has over 30 trippy patterns, featuring unicorns on all kinds of bad trips.
* Trips vary in severity from kinda nice to maybe a little bit scary. Click the contest entry below and win a copy of Unicorns!
Tamara Van Wijk has a few really cute and sexy coloring books for you. The paper is not the greatest but you can copy the images to card stock if you like to layer your colored pencils or use art markers
Slinky Tarts Volume 1 – Cute and Sexy Girls to Color
Coloring book addicts of either sex will like this book.
I have been in love with this fun artist since the first moment I saw one of the illustrations colored in, Take a look. Reviews state that the paper quality isn’t very good so my suggestion is to copy them to some nice card stock so you could use your markers.
Slinky Tart – Something Old Something New
Grimm Fairy Tales Adult Coloring Book
My Review, I adore the images in this book unfortunately the paper is just awful if you are a person who uses colored pencils for layering. You are going to need to copy your favorite images over to card stock!
The Kinky Coloring Books by James Courtney
There are 4 books so far in this collection which all feature 35 black and white Illustrations of the hottest Bay Area alternative models, all drawn by artist James Courtney. They are printed on both sides of the paper so if you want to use Copics you’ll need to copy them over to card stock. A fantastic book to practice your shading.
- Kinky Coloring Book 1 Click to order US UK Canada
- Kinky Coloring Book 2 Click to order US UK Canada
- Kinky Coloring Book 3 Click to order US UK Canada
- Kinky Coloring Book 4 Click to order US UK Canada
A few other sexy coloring books you might be interested in
Cocktastic Willies as Art
- Sex Position Coloring Book Click to order US – Amazon UK – Canada
- The Big Coloring book of Co**s Click to Order US – UK – Canada
- The Big Coloring Book of VJJ’s (This one reminds me of that episode of Sex & the City
where the artist paints Charlotte’s)
- Fetish Coloring Book
– Hilarious reviews on this one! “This was the wrong gift for my mom. IT was also the wrong gift for my 8-year-old cousin. It was absolutely the right gift for the guy with night vision goggles across the street. He no longer spies. Great success!” and another “Be prepared for a very kinky book! Various fetishes and if you are not open minded this book is not for you. It is very naughty! (Nothing wrong with naughty!) You will need a lot of skin tone and pink pencils
& Skin tone markers
/crayons folks! This book should be rated X! Such an entertaining book, this is truly an adult coloring book.” US UK Canada
UK Only Sexy Colouring Books
Colouring for Grown-Ups – Adult Activity Book
Naughty Colouring Books for Adults – Sexy but not so raunchy you couldn’t color in public according to the reviews
Canadian’s Only. Naughty Coloring Books
Karleigh Sue’s Coloring Book – Sexy Pinup Girls to color in
Japanese Erotica: A Sexy Adult Coloring Book
Sexy Adult Coloring Books in Canada
Sexy Coloring Books & Pages from Etsy
Pin Up Girls Colouring Book PDF Printable edition (Instant gratification)
Pin Up Girls Coloring Book
We thoroughly researched reviews on these, there are others in the genre but many of them have horrible reviews so please be sure and read those before ordering.
Sexy Coloring Book Supplies you will need include:
- Flesh tone Colored Pencils by Derwent
- Flesh tone Colored Pencils by Lyra
- Prismacolor Portrait Set of Colored Pencils
- Kum Sharpener – These are the best for your Colored Pencils!
- Flesh tone Markers – Tombow Brush Markers
- Flesh tone Markers – Copic – for the serious artist
- Spectrum Noir Flesh Tone Markers
- Copic Ciao Markers – Flesh Tones
Also, check out our curated list of Best Swear Word Coloring Books and Best Political Coloring Books. Lots of laughs to be had there.
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I have drawn several adult rated coloring books that I would like to submit for publication. Got the art and story aced…what now?
My best suggestion would be to contact the publishers of the books you see listed on the page or self publish on Amazon through Createspace which is what most of these illustrators have done. You could also offer a download on Etsy versus having a printed book.
thank you
I published my own erotic colouring book I did it through Lulu.com. The up side of doing it there is that you choose every detail or it, and can order however many you want, as few as 1 ad many as thousands. The downside is you pay up front for them and sell them yourself, so it’s a bit of a gamble. If you have any questions please fell free to email me colouredinsexy @ gmail